didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

jaclcfrost:

the future is frightening and stressful and i just want to be happy for like five seconds and not feel like i’m suffocating or detached from everything i need to be held for several hours

jesuschristvevo:

when you know a song so well that you can listen to it in your head without actually listening to it

People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes.
Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple…
— JK Rowling, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

foxyclock:

one thing girls have real solidarity on is their periods:

  • we dont judge someone if they prefer pads or tampons over the other
  • we always have extras and we’re always willing to give them to a girl in need
  • we teach each other about cramp remedies and how to get out bloodstains
  • we do pants checks for each other

intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?